Diskette Bombs

Diskette Bombs                                  by the Jolly Roger   You need:    - A disk  - Scissors  - White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)  - Clear nail polish   - Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)   - Remove the cotton covering from the inside.   - Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper, Metal might spark the matchpowder!)   - After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.   - Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture   - Let it dry   - Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish To seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).   - When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read The disk, which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). Ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try And fix THAT!!!